first you are stripped naked and your hands and feet are nailed to a slab of wood jesus style. then some lady comes in and criticizes the size of your manpeice as a guy plunges syringes filled with bleach into the tips of your fingers and toes. every 10 seconds they slowly empty the contents of the syringes into another one of your digits. you can feel the slimy liquid quickly burning away the insides of your fingers and toes. then they take some scissors and cut away at the sides of your mouth as you scream until it becomes a chelsea smile. after that they take you, still nailed to the slab of wood and hang you upside down. while blood rushes to your head they beat you with 2 by 4's that have a single nail at the tip. then they release the locks that hold you above the ground and you drop to the floor face first. it feels as though you were hit in the face with a brick. then they introduce siafu, the ants with the most painful bite in the world, and earwigs, little creatures that burrow into your head and lay eggs in your brain, into the situation. as your screaming from the pain of the 2 insects biting away your skin and burrowing into your head, they drag you by chains, attached deeply into your nipples, to a new car. the chains are attached to the back of the car and they start it up. you scream for mercy as they tauntingly rev the engine. before they take off a guy comes and starts ripping you open with a dull and rusty sickle. slice after slice you scream. after you are torn open in 7 places, you are flipped over again and denatured alcohol is poured on your backside. the alcohol stings your cuts until they set you aflame. they start driving, slow at first, but they quickly accelerate to 120 mph. the hot tar of the road stains your already bloody body as it slowly peels your 7 gash's open. you can feel your nipples starting to tear, they can't take the stress of dragging your body and are ripped clean off. as you bounce along the road due to your akwardly shaped flaming peice of wood, a second car hits you, shattering the wood and splintering the lower portion of your back.
a truck comes and picks you up. you are placed in the back on a bed of hot coals and 2 men open your mouth. one takes a knife and starts shredding your gums as the other uses a pair of pliers to rip out your teeth. you scream as they mercilessly massacre the inside of your mouth. when the truck pulls into the place of torture that this all began in, you begin to cry. they take you off the truck and place you on a table. then they take out a nailgun and begin to nail the inside of your legs together. then when they are finished with your legs they take your tongue and nail it to the roof of your mouth, and they nail the flaps of skin from your chelsea smile to your face. after that is done they place you face first into an aqarium filled with pirahnas. after only ten seconds all your skin and the thing that identifies you as a male is ripped away. they pull your half drowned, "body", out of the water and begin to whip your skinned face with rose like sticks, cutting up any muscle that remained. then you are placed against a wall as your knee caps are bashed in with metal baseball bats, and then shot off with a pistol. the pain is too much to bear, you feel like passing out, but for some reason you manage to stay awake. looking up you see a man in dark clothes," not dead yet?" he says. he turns around and says, "then start the final phase". the other people rush towards you, lift you up and take you to a dark room. one man comes over with a drill and puts a hole in your throat. then tar is poured through a funnel into the freshly drilled orifice. then they take you to the top of a flight of stairs. you are put into the fetal position and tied to remain that way. your body feels sticky from the pools of blood and tar that cover it. one man looks into your eyes, and then rips them out of thier sockets in a way so as not to make you blind. your eyes are then stapled to your back and you are forced to watch them bring in a horny pit bull. you try to scream but only make a gargaling sound. they begin to laugh. you witness the horror of your rear being violated in a reverse form of beastiality. after the animal has had his way with you, they wave good bye as they set you off to roll down the stairs. they kick you off and you bounce down into a wall. you ricochet off of it and roll towards the next few steps, then gravity pulls you down. and so repeats the process for what seems an eternity until you roll into what feels like water. you feel yourself being picked up and carried and then set down. you can't see anything, you're not sure if it's because your eyes were cushed while rolling down the stairs, or if it's just dark, but you're about to find out. you feel wind rush past furiously as you spin around. out of nowhere you find yourself catapulting through the air above the ocean, heading to what seems to be a large boat. you pierce the hull of the boat and shoot straight through the other side into the water. you feel your lungs gasping for air as your vision begins to blur. you slowly sink deeper down and whatever life you had left fades away.